Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
This is a great fucking idea omg
I luv this because it plays straight into my fantasies about inconveniencing an authority figure while still being cute about it like. who lil old me? A criminal? No officer i was just eating this cookie. Not against the law now is it you fascist fuckn pig? And then the cop cries bc he knows im going to blog about it and hes soo embarrassed. Then i go home and jack off